Not a Kammerlohr, a Khaleesi
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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